It had already been a long morning for trucker John Doe when he pulled into Wacky Hal's Hardware and Dry Goods just outside Booger Hole, West Virginia.
"When I get this skid of quarter-inch washers off this truck, I'm heading straight to the closest Cupid's Heart Truck Stop for a mega-guzzle iced caramel coffee," Doe mumbled to himself as he pointed his trailer doors toward the loading dock.
Wacky Hal's lot is uneven, with the building sitting in the lowest point. "Kind of down in a hole," Doe thought to himself. Nonetheless, the lot was empty. "This should be quick and easy."
Doe checks his mirrors before slowly beginning to back toward the bay door when – THWACK. Doe failed to notice a series of three-feet-tall concrete posts, and one of them was now embedded in the trailer's ICC bumper.
